Must Be In AFRICA!!!!
Monday, March 26, 2007
Advanced GIMP of the day
Weighing in at a woaping 89Kg
A ToraT emeT fan
Cant dress for Eggs
and wat a looooooser
Todays ADVANCED GIMP goes to
ElI GiLbErT
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Cycalive Day 2 - Sponsored By Coca Cola
Cycalive Day 1
Yossi Looking Like Cr*p
Monday, March 19, 2007
Thursday, March 8, 2007
Joke Of The Day
Talk about "MAFIA"
Angelina and Giuseppe were standing before the judge in divorce court. Angelina says: "Your honor, we been marry 25 years and Giuseppe he always pick his nose ana when we maka love he's a never letta me on top. I just canna taka dis anymore." The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppe. "Giuseppe, isa
distrue. You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top? What you gotta say fora yourself?"
Giuseppe says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be on da bottom. It all go'sa back to whena' I'ma young boy. My poppa, he'sa very smarta man. I always follow ev'ryting he say. My poppa one day he says, "Giuseppe, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life.
Number one, you always keepa' your nosa clean. Ana' number two, donta screw up.
... Of The Day
Weighing in at a WOAPING ..... Kg
Makes too many jokes
Todays ... Of the day goes to
Our good Old Princapal
Mr. Fourie
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
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Joke Of The Day
A doctor doing community service in a remote village Kwa Zulu, Natal, was called out late one night to attend to a woman in labor. The generator in the clinic had broken down, so the doctor asked Philemon, the young father-to-be to hold up a paraffin lantern so he could see what he was doing. Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Wait a minute," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think there's yet another one to come."Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern...It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor. Philemon scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "Eish wena docta do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"
You Have Got To love Philemon !!!
Gimp Of The Day
Weighing in at a Woping 65Kg
Likes to play the guitar in his spare time
Looks like he is on more drugs than Bob Marley
The Gimp od The Day Goes To
Monnis Sarchi!!!!
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
Joke Of The Day
The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning against a wall and asks his clerk
“What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk states, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough.
I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner goes, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"
Gimp Of The Day
Weighing In at 45Kg
Likes to play computer in his spare time
Shaves Is Head for Purim and cant do anything about it
The GIMP of the Day Goes to
ALFRED NEWMAN!!!
Monday, March 5, 2007
Joke Of the Day
A man and his wife in court are getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor, I brought the child into the world with the pain and labor. The child should be in my custody."
The judge turns to the husband and says “What do you have to say in your defense?"
The man sat for a few moments contemplating then slowly rose. "Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, whose Coke is it, the machines or mine?"
Friday, March 2, 2007
joke of the day
A Leeds Fan, a Liverpool fan and a Man u fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Leeds fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Leeds fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done. The scouser was next up and after watching the scene, said:" Please fix two pillows on my back, under my dress" But even two pillows & 1 dress could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again.
The Manc was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world, your city has some of the best bars, nightclubs and restaurants in Europe, your city and football team is known throughout the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness", The manc replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheikh asks.
"Please tie the Scouser to my back."
best gimp of all times
Our gimp today is prob. 1 of Torah academy's finest.weighing in at 54kg . this boy loves irritating people in his spare time and is hitting Harvard next year.
he is
the 1 and only
Eli mannel!!!
Thursday, March 1, 2007
weather forecast
are we expect sunny ar rainy weather??
well if you wanna know heres a 5 day forecast!!
quote and joke of the day
Our quote:
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
the joke:
Skull-Shaped Bong: $12.00
Primo Maui-Grown Bud: $25.00
Watching Teletubbies with Your Buddies: Priceless
theme of the week
this weeks theme was annamosly chosen and after hours of thought and cosideration it was decided that the theme that gives off the most chilled vibe was...random.....INTERIOR DESIGN.
here are our pics choose the one you think is best and comment.
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