Joke Of The Day

The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning against a wall and asks his clerk

“What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk states, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough.

I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner goes, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"