Joke Of the Day

A man and his wife in court are getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor, I brought the child into the world with the pain and labor. The child should be in my custody."

The judge turns to the husband and says “What do you have to say in your defense?"

The man sat for a few moments contemplating then slowly rose. "Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, whose Coke is it, the machines or mine?"