Joke Of The Day

A doctor doing community service in a remote village Kwa Zulu, Natal, was called out late one night to attend to a woman in labor. The generator in the clinic had broken down, so the doctor asked Philemon, the young father-to-be to hold up a paraffin lantern so he could see what he was doing. Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Wait a minute," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think there's yet another one to come."Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern...It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor. Philemon scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "Eish wena docta do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"

You Have Got To love Philemon !!!