Joke Of The Day

Talk about "MAFIA"
Angelina and Giuseppe were standing before the judge in divorce court. Angelina says: "Your honor, we been marry 25 years and Giuseppe he always pick his nose ana when we maka love he's a never letta me on top. I just canna taka dis anymore." The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppe. "Giuseppe, isa
distrue. You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top? What you gotta say fora yourself?"
Giuseppe says, "Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be on da bottom. It all go'sa back to whena' I'ma young boy. My poppa, he'sa very smarta man. I always follow ev'ryting he say. My poppa one day he says, "Giuseppe, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life.
Number one, you always keepa' your nosa clean. Ana' number two, donta screw up.